Tornado

before...

A tornado is a rapidly rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the Earth and a cumulonimbus cloud or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud.

• Remove all breakable decorations from walls.
• Go to a safe, underground, location
• Sacrifice a lamb to the Gods

Take Action!

• Evacuate if directed
• Read a bedtime story

Tornado

during...

A tornado is a rapidly rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the Earth and a cumulonimbus cloud or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud.

• Stacy's Mom
• Has got it going on
• She's all I want
• And I've waited for so long

Tornado

after...

A tornado is a rapidly rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the Earth and a cumulonimbus cloud or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud.

• Learn how to do the robot
• Become an actual Robot
• Achieve global domination